I love the mayhem more than the lull.

dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

GET OFF MY LAWN

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

GET OFF MY LAWN

nosdrinker:

praise jesus christ in heaven

nosdrinker:

praise jesus christ in heaven

asexualadvice:

david-tennants-cookies:

hellyeahpeterdougancapaldi:

siriuslydandy:

shlokiam:

Never not going to reblog this

THIS. ALWAYS THIS.

bless his perfect soul

I know that not everyone is a fan of John Green, but this is a wonderful illustration of something that we keep having to talk about. 

You don’t owe anyone sex. Ever. And if your partner isn’t okay with that, they are an asshat. See, the venn diagram proves it. 

You all deserve partners who respect your boundaries and are more interested in your consent than in their sex drive. 

-Kiowa

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

cindehella:

you know that scene straight after the famous “Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?" and "You’re a lab rat, Rogers" fight when the helicarrier is under attack

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i love that scene

newperspective-xo replied to your post“FUCK THE CHARGER FOR MY LAPTOP JUST DIED WHY WHYYYYYYYYY”
THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST MONTH AND IS BY FAR THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN 
I think it’s a sign because I have a test tomorrow that I should be studying for (I can get a B without studying, but I should obvi try for more than that…). 
BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY LAPTOP SAID IT LOST THE CONNECTION DDDDD:

FUCK THE CHARGER FOR MY LAPTOP JUST DIED

WHY

WHYYYYYYYYY

LOOK AT WHO CROSSED OVER TO THE DARK SIDE! >:D 
No, but seriously.  I have waited SO LONG for one of my irl friends to start shipping them.  So yayyyyy!  You’re never getting rid of me now! 
Okay, so I made this rec list a few days ago, but I’m going to list some more that are strictly MCU since I know you have limited comics knowledge (there also may be a few that I repeat, but that’s just because I love them so freaking much).  The longer fics are towards the end of the list: 
Wanderer by 51st
First Date(s) by ashinan
it should follow, you know this (like the panels of a comic strip) by gyzym
Be No Stranger (All Your Saints and Soldiers Remix) by jibrailis
The (Not Really) Secret Origins of Movie Night by onemuseleft
Steve Rogers’ Life Is Not A Romance Movie (He Wouldn’t Get The References, Anyway) by someonelsesheart
I Always Have to Steal My Kisses from You by blue_jack
Dazed and Confused by tsukinofaerii
i stole the keys to this guy by kellifer_fic
The Spaces (Silences) Between by missbeckywrites
Chemistry for Dummies by bellinibeignet 
Old Time Romance for the New Millenium by tzzzz
Captain !@#$*%& America by wordsplat
Like Gene Kelly in the Movies by lyra_wing
Apartment 5A by toraten 
Run Program: DUM-E by everybodyilovedies
That Damn Tank Top by inukagome15
(First Impressions Are) A Work in Progress by porthos
But Loving Him Is Red by theappleppielifestyle
As Sharp As Any Thorn by RurouniHime 
Love among the Hydrothermal Vents by devildoll
There is no ‘I’… by jadedoll
Team Building Activities by valtyr
My Lost City by elise_509
one foot in (and one foot back) by kehinki
I (created from fantasies) exist solely for you by mizzy
Stay With me (home is where your mind is.) by sara_holmes
And because I have no shame: Off the Mark by yours truly.
I’m aware I gave you a ridiculous list, but it’s already condensed…  If you like those, then be sure to read the other fics that they’ve all written! 
And for tons of tooth-rotting fluff, just go through this tag. 
If anyone else has fic recs for my lovely friend here, go bombard his ask.

LOOK AT WHO CROSSED OVER TO THE DARK SIDE! >:D 

No, but seriously.  I have waited SO LONG for one of my irl friends to start shipping them.  So yayyyyy!  You’re never getting rid of me now! 

Okay, so I made this rec list a few days ago, but I’m going to list some more that are strictly MCU since I know you have limited comics knowledge (there also may be a few that I repeat, but that’s just because I love them so freaking much).  The longer fics are towards the end of the list: 

And because I have no shame: Off the Mark by yours truly.

I’m aware I gave you a ridiculous list, but it’s already condensed…  If you like those, then be sure to read the other fics that they’ve all written! 

And for tons of tooth-rotting fluff, just go through this tag

If anyone else has fic recs for my lovely friend here, go bombard his ask.

It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.

watching my friends’ fics become popular is so great 

i feel like a proud parent watching their kid graduate 

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out