janefoster:

i keep looking back and trying to figure out at what point i lost my soul to marvel


So what have you been up to since New York?

(Source: barnnes)


emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.


aislingeach88:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)  Movies vs. Comics

(minus the post-credits crew)

daverosee:

I AM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING DUREX IS SELLING CONDOMS DESIGNED TO MAKE WOMEN CUM FASTER AND MAKE MEN TAKE LONGER THIS IS SO HILARIOUS SO MANY MEN CAN’T LAST LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE GIRLS ORGASM TO THE POINT PRODUCTS HAVE TO BE MADE TO COUNTER THAT AND YET DUDES STILL TALK SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE AT SEX

(Source: bromoyed)


(Source: helenish)

everybodyilovedies asked:
One night when they're exhausted from missions and collapsing into bed Tony's brain his half gone and he mumbles to Steve: "just gimme a quick handie." And he said it so GENUINELY, and so SAD, and Steve just started laughing, lying there on the bed, so hard he couldn't stop.

sirdef:

and tony just pouts at him until steve gives up and kisses him uwu

and then steve cuddles him to sleep uwu

so that tony can have energy for early morning sex owo

ughhhhh what i would do to see steve as the new director of shield or whatever


SEBASTIAN “WHY DID I SAY THE THING” STAN

(Source: queencorazon)

softhobbits:

destroy this “more than friends” bullshit

destroy this disgusting fucking idea that being in a romantic relationship is more important/closer than being in a platonic relationship

destroy the idea that friendships are less than romances

destroy the idea that you need to be romantically involved with someone if you want to be really close to them

(Source: rairatrio)